Example · The productivity app
Original

[Setup]
I downloaded an app to get my life together.

[Turn]
Before I could start, it asked me to organize my goals.

[Punchline]
I gave it one goal: stop asking me questions.

[Tags]
Now it sends me reminders to be more present.
My phone has become a tiny manager I pay to disappoint.

[Callbacks]
Even my goal to stop answering questions has a follow-up survey.

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Example · The productivity app
Shorter ending

[Setup]
I downloaded an app to get my life together.

[Turn]
Before I could start, it asked me to organize my goals.

[Punchline]
My only goal: fewer questions.

[Tags]
Now it sends me reminders to be more present.
My phone has become a tiny manager I pay to disappoint.

[Callbacks]
Even my goal to stop answering questions has a follow-up survey.

Illustrative rehearsal note (not a real performance):
Try a pause before “stop asking me questions.” Compare a shorter punchline without assuming that fewer words always means a bigger laugh. Record actual audience reactions only after performing it.